The alternate universe, the belief system and the resultant roadmaps fill one with concern.
Any supporter of HWMNBN (He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named) is innocent till proven guilty, e.g., Brij Bhushan Sharan Singh; anyone even slightly critical of him or any of his policies is guilty till proven innocent, e.g., Sonam Wangchuk. Anyone taking up cudgels for the poor or against crony capitalism is a Naxal. Any of these staying in the city is an Urban Naxal. Any international newspaper criticising HWMNBN or even Adani is funded by Soros to destabilise India. The same newspaper saying anything positive about them is India’s friend and well-wisher.
HWMNBN is so dedicated to the cause of the nation that he tries to devote every single moment of his life to uplifting it and restoring it to past glory. So much so that he doesn’t even get time to freshen up for days on end. He just goes around performing masterstroke after masterstroke which is sometimes not easily apparent or comprehensible to flesh-and-blood folks. Demonetisation was reportedly done without the knowledge of even the Finance Minister. While people were surmising its goals as curbing black money, decimating terrorist infrastructure, improving digitisation, etc., it turned out to be actually for reducing global warming.
Without anyone’s noticing it, the dictionary and the language of discourse has changed. Liberal, Leftist, Congressi, Woke are dirty words; Librandu is a beautiful word. Urdu is anti-Indian and anti-national even though it originated in the Indian barracks. Fabindia had to withdraw its advertisement for the "Jashn-e-Riwaaz" collection after a backlash over its use of an Urdu phrase for a Diwali promotion. The believers accused the brand of attempting to remove Hindu traditions from Diwali. Fabindia had to change the name to "Jhilmil Diwali" collection.
Apparently, firecrackers need to be burst (the
louder, the better) to honour the Hindu deities and Hindu culture (they call it
“Sanskar”). Even if there were no firecrackers during Lord Ram’s return
to Ayodhya, times and Hinduism have moved on. We can’t go back to stone tablets
in the era of emails, can we, even if we pay obeisance to the era of stone
tablets? The Tanishq Diwali ad was removed after
users took offense to its suggestion of not lighting firecrackers. The ad
included the line, "I'm hoping to meet my mom after really long. Definitely
no firecrackers. I don't think anyone should light any firecrackers." Following is a meme I saw on the internet:
HWMNBN asked the people of India to ring bells, blow conch shells, clap, bang utensils and light candles on 22.3.2020 at 5 PM for five minutes to thank the frontline workers associated with COVID-19 management. While ordinary folks thought of it as a mere thank-you gesture, as per the believers, there was deep thinking and strategy behind this. March 22 that year was a New Moon day (Amavas). All virus, bacteria and evil forces have maximum potential and power during Amavas. Ringing of bells, blowing of conch shells, clapping, banging utensils, etc. by crores of people would create such a lot of positive vibrations that the virus would lose all its potency. The time of 5 PM was also chosen very carefully. At that time, moon would be passing to a new nakshatra called Revati and the vibrations would increase the blood circulation in the body. Unfortunately, despite the virus losing all potency, millions died in India due to COVID-19. Well, as per the believers, HWMNBN’s duty was to perform the masterstroke. It was the duty of the Indians not to die in such large numbers.
On 3.4.2020, HWMNBN again appeared on TV at 9 PM to announce a “diya jalao” by everyone flashing mobile torch, lighting diya, candle, etc. at 9 PM for 9 minutes on 5.4.2020. This initiative was just like Gandhi’s Salt March in 1930. Gandhi wanted to eradicate a virus called British rule. HWMNBN was fighting a different virus this time. This time, it was very “scientific” and extremely carefully calibrated to a T. For example, HWMNBN started his announcement precisely at 9 PM. His address lasted exactly 9 minutes. The date, 5th April added up to 9 (5+4). It was also the turning time of cosmic waves created through a special and unique arrangement of planets. ‘9’ is the number for planet Mars associated with Light and Fire. By aligning everything to 9, essentially, HWMNBN was activating energy of the planet and pleasing the nine planets to save the earth and life in it. Additionally, the nakshatra that day would be Swati (nobody knows how because the Hindu calendar said the nakshatra was ‘Magha’ that day) and lighting diyas would augur auspiciousness.
Another masterstroke was the farm laws. This would’ve taken the Indian agriculture and farmers’ incomes to unimaginable levels and saved the farmers. So what if the silos of Adani had come up for storing the grains just before the farm laws were passed without even being put to an actual count of votes and just hurried through with a dubious voice vote. So what if minimum price couldn’t be guaranteed – the income would’ve been much more than the minimum price. Because, HWMNBN said so, and, he cannot be wrong. This was followed by another masterstroke – that of repealing the same farm laws. That was again to save our farmers.
There is deep thinking behind the statues. Shivaji statue in Mumbai was fitted with laser cameras in its eyes to detect movement of terrorists from the sea so that 26/11 could not be repeated. The statue has now collapsed so India is very insecure. The Statue of Unity has laser cameras fitted in the eyes to keep a watch on nefarious anti-India activities in Pakistan. It is another matter that the eyes face Indian territory.
Anyone supporting Palestine is anti-India. Saying
anything against Israel amounts to high treason against our own country. Israelis
are now adopted into the caste system:
