Doing my Dhoti

 

During the marketing management course in MBA, we’re constantly badgered with the 4 Ps – Product, Price, Place, Promotion. Every marketing manager’s day and night and mind (or lack of it) begins and ends with these 4 Ps. During Police service, I came across a different expansion, Politicians, Press, Police and a fourth profession starting with P. One of my colleagues was fond of saying – these 4 Ps are the most untrustworthy of the lot. This piece deals with the first category, the men in Dhoti, the politicians. 

For my marriage, I had applied for seven days’ Casual Leave which was granted. When I was saying ‘see you’s to my colleagues, one Dhotiwala from the ruling party, Shanti Dolui (name changed) landed up and started telling everyone that his party supporters were about to get attacked. Since it was in the island area, he wanted us to block any mobilisation by the opposition party on the rivers so that his poor dear supporters’ lives would be spared. We all thought he was just being hyper but did arrange for police launches patrolling the rivers. I went home, packed and left for the railway station to board the train. Just as I was getting down from the vehicle with my suitcase, an Inspector came running, apologised for being the bearer of bad tidings, and told me that my leave was cancelled and I had to rush back to office. 

I was shocked and surprised but, orders being orders, rushed back to office. What I found out was that far from his supporters being attacked, Shanti Dolui had himself mobilised a lot of his supporters the previous night and launched an attack on the opposition supporters. He had manipulated the Police into arranging the patrolling so that the opposition couldn’t counter-mobilise. However, the opposition supporters in place proved to be numerically stronger and in the skirmish, the ruling party supporters had suffered heavy casualties. Now, I was being tasked to establish peace and rehabilitate the ruling party supporters. I was furious. I also asked why, when I’d proceeded on leave, another Addl SP couldn’t have been sent. Only to be told that no one else was daring to visit the area. 

Cut to a little later. The world had moved on and I had grown up a little and was a Deputy Commissioner in Calcutta Police. While we cops were chasing dacoits, robbers and murderers, the government panicked about something else – Delhi government had fallen because onion prices breached Rs. 50 mark. Every day, there was a meeting chaired by either the Finance Minister or the Home Minister in the state regarding prices of different commodities in different markets in West Bengal and Calcutta. 

In one of the meetings, the honourable Minister averred, “Look, Bengalis will forgive us other vegetable price rises; they will never forgive us rise in the price of potato – 80 % of the country’s potato is grown here. Please stop any export of potato to other states.” His highness’s words were our command and we blocked the four exit routes out of the state for potatoes. This obviously became big news. The next day, Andhra CM told the press, “West Bengal is not giving us potatoes? Fine, we’ll not send any fish to West Bengal.” I didn’t know then but, apparently, 70 % of the fish consumed in West Bengal came from Andhra. 

That was doomsday, followed by emergency meetings. Potato price was actually “small potato” compared to a fish price hike in West Bengal. Potato export to Andhra was expressly “allowed.” For one full week thereafter, I had to report the prices of various categories of fish to the highest authorities. 

During a central government tenure, I was the no. 2 in an organisation. When my Boss retired, I was preparing for a new Boss (whoever he would be). Unfortunately, there were a lot of illegal demands on my organisation because at that time there was a lot of corruption in the air and in the particular sector my organisation was in. My Boss had held firm and was very unpopular with the Minister and LMP (Like Minded People). The Minister happened to be a Jatt. Before retiring, when pressured for an obnoxious favour, my Boss had remarked, “Even if I wanted to do it, my officers, B.B. Dash and others won’t let me …” So the LMP were wary of me. To my chagrin, they not only decided to keep my Boss’s post vacant but gave the charge to a junior guy from outside who they thought would be more pliant and “controllable.” 

I tried to protest but it was all falling on deaf ears. One day I got thoroughly het up and put down everything in writing and sent it across. There was panic and consternation in equal parts. I believe, the LMP told the Minister how I had exceeded all possible limits. The Minister read through the whole missive, twice, then burst out laughing and merely said, “Yeh toh mere jaisa hai … poora Jatt hai.” The matter went to the Prime Minister and I was given the charge – the (un?)happy situation lasted almost four years. 

One Chief Minister (CM) used to actively stoke sycophancy. On the CM’s birthday, all the Ministers and MLAs used to compete to recite the longest poem in honour of the CM. Whenever the CM would travel by air, all the Ministers and many MLAs used to crowd around at the airport. The CISF Commandant at the airport was fed up and developed a routine. He used to draw a circle. All these worthies used to stand inside the circle with their heads bowed until the CM convoy zoomed past. One day the Commandant asked them why they were crowding there when the CM didn’t even bother to glance at them. One of them said, “You don’t know … later the CM checks the video footage of our standing there and from our facial expressions, the CM determines who is how loyal.” 

Well, I also did my share to cater to these idiosyncrasies of the dhotiwallahs. Afer all, as Edwin Lutyens once remarked, “India expects every man to do his dhoti.”

AQI and lack of IQ

Today, all the talk is about AQI (Air Quality Index). One Chief Minister thinks it is temperature, which can be measured by anything, up to and including a measuring tape. Proposed solution – throw water on the tape and close down the tandoors. Government admits to high AQI but addresses the root cause by stating that there’s no correlation between high AQI and lung problems. Another person, heading the most powerful country in the world thinks the world needs more global warming because he happens to feel chilly sometimes. We live in such times. 

In all this din, the real din, i.e., noise pollution, seems to have escaped people’s attention. Noise pollution leads to serious health issues – hearing loss, Tinnitus, high blood pressure, heart disease, stress, anxiety, sleep disruption, etc.. It also impairs concentration, memory, and productivity in a big way. Children, pets and the elderly are particularly vulnerable. It also harms wildlife by disrupting communication and survival. Here’s a sample of what people with Tinnitus live with: 

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I1unX9SVpPE 

Many countries take noise pollution extremely seriously. So much so that in London, aircraft landings and take offs are severely restricted during certain hours just because of the noise exceeding ambient noise by a wide margin. Scarborough, England cancelled fireworks on New Year Eve of 2023 so that a walrus who had ambled into their coast would not be disturbed in its rest.

By contrast, we in India seem to thrive on noise, the more, the merrier. While in many countries, honking is almost a no-no and is considered rude and aggressive, in India, we honk for a variety of reasons. We honk not only for warning other drivers or pedestrians, we do it to express greeting and joy, to show impatience, to announce our presence, as a safety valve to deal with road rage, paranoia and frustration or simply because we are bored. Stand on any traffic intersection during most hours and a cacophony assaults you beyond endurance limits. Any festival, any cause for celebration is never complete without microphones and amplifiers blaring all over the place. 

In January 1998, a 13-year old girl was a victim of rape. Her cries for help went unheard because of blaring noise of music over loudspeaker in the neighbourhood. The same evening, she committed suicide. This shook the conscience of the nation and brought to the fore the pestilential nature of undue noise. It also led to a Public Interest Litigation case before the Supreme Court which delivered a landmark judgement in 2005. 

The Supreme Court held that the fundamental right under Article 21 of the Constitution, i.e., the right to life and liberty includes the right to freedom from noise pollution. This right cannot be violated by justification through right to freedom of speech and expression (Article 19) when the latter impinges upon a person’s fundamental right to life and liberty. 

The Supreme Court order (2005), Calcutta High Court order (2023), Noise pollution control rules and SOP by West Bengal Pollution Control Board boil down to these for West Bengal: 

·       Firecrackers are allowed only between 8 PM and 10 PM during Diwali, between 6 AM and 8 AM during Chhat Puja and between 11.55 PM and 12.30 AM during Christmas and New Year Eve. On any other occasion, prior permission is required, that too for two hours only. Noise of firecrackers cannot exceed 125 decibels at a distance of four metres.

·     Peripheral noise at the boundary of a public place use not to exceed 75 decibels and a residential place, 60 decibels. 60 decibels is basically the sound level when two persons are talking normally.

·       No instrument or sound amplifier between 10 PM and 6 AM except in public emergencies. No horn in residential areas during the above period.

·    Microphones and amplifiers to be used only after permission from Police/ district authorities after fixing a ‘Sound Limiter’ with the amplifier system.

·       No Disc Jockey (DJ) set or high pitch sound box is to be used in the open.

These regulations have been in place for a while. However, their implementation is another thing. I stay in a complex of senior Police officers, serving and retired. The violation of the above norms is rampant even in this complex of law enforcers. 

Looks like, people can’t live without bursting firecrackers. Diwali celebrations start before the day of Diwali. 8 PM to 10 PM window doesn’t seem to have any meaning. People start bursting crackers before 8 PM and continue well beyond 10 PM. Some other complexes nearby have banned firecrackers. People from some of these complexes land up in the Police complex to burst crackers, presumably safe in a sense of immunity because of its being a Police complex. As to 125 decibel limit, the less said, the better. Even basic safety precautions are not taken. Firecrackers land in houses. A senior officer standing innocently on his own balcony nearly lost an eye as a “rocket bomb” just whizzed past it. 

There’s no concept of ‘Sound Limiter.’ The decibel level during New year Eve is to be heard to be believed – walls shake. I guess, the time limit of 10 PM applies only to other people. 

When I suggested complying with the norms, I was asked to “explain” – possibly the first instance of law violators asking law abiders to “explain” their conduct! Well, I’ve taken recourse to legal intervention and I guess I’m currently the most unpopular guy for miles around. 

I hope, people in India realise the serious hazard they themselves are facing due to the callous disregard of noise pollution. I developed Tinnitus after moving into this Police complex. There is no cure.

I-DIDN'T-GO

 

Hesitated to write this piece. I worked with the Ministry of Civil Aviation for six long years but my job pertained to aviation security, not aviation safety. You may well ask, aren’t they the same thing? 

There is a difference. If a small nut is missing from the thousands of things in an aircraft and, as a result, it crashes, that is a safety issue. If, however, the nut was deliberately removed so that the aircraft would crash, it becomes a security issue. So, human intervention and malevolent intent are sine qua non for something to be treated as an aviation security issue. 

Given this, I’m not really qualified to hold forth on the recent Indigo no-go. However, because of a civil aviation stint, some folks have asked me to hold forth on it. So, here goes, for whatever it’s worth. 

Why did it happen? Why did more than 5,000 flights get cancelled, and continuing? 

Indigo has given several reasons for it. The “new” Flight Duty Time Limitations (FDTL), technology issues (such as the A320 software update), seasonal schedule realignment, airport congestion, and adverse weather conditions. While the other reasons were part fact, part fiction and part wild exaggeration (Indigo attributed weather conditions for certain flights and airports with perfectly sunny weather; other airlines managed the software upgrade, etc.), the single main reason was the FDTL. 

Indigo’s claims of “new” FDTL are not tenable. These norms were issued in January 2024 and airlines had almost two full years to implement them. They required to hire new pilots and staff. Instead of this, Indigo is reported to have responded by putting a freeze on pilot hire. Which is okay really. Indigo is a private operator and it can have whatever staff it wants. However, with that hiring freeze, and with the revised FDTL norms, they could operate less flights. What they did was actually increase the no. of flights for the winter schedule (effective October 26) by 6 % over their summer schedule and 9.66 % over the previous year’s winter schedule. This was brazenly non-compliant behaviour. Further, this is quite likely to have been a case of “slot hoarding” so that other operators are elbowed out - typical monopolist machinations. 

With a 65 % market share, Indigo clearly thought it would get away with it. They obviously have so far, as seen by the government having been compelled to withdraw the FDTL order. Airlines have tended to have an out-sized influence over DGCA and the Ministry of Civil Aviation. Sometime back, during the UPA era, Kingfisher pilots and crew went without salary for a prolonged period. The then DGCA determined that this had serious safety implications and, one fine morning, issued a notice to the airline to explain. In the afternoon of the same day, another officer walked into his office, waved a paper to show that the incumbent DGCA had been unceremoniously removed and that this officer was the new DGCA so could the now-former-DGCA kindly vacate the chair? 

DGCA also must share some of the blame. Firstly, while FDTL is an important component of safety, they seem to have taken a maximalist approach. Here’s the comparison of the FDTL norms: 

Parameter	“New” DGCA, India rules	USA	EU
Max daily flight time	10 hrs	8-9 hrs	10 hrs
Max flight duty period	11 hrs	9-14 hrs	13 hrs
Night duty definition	0000-0600 (max 2 landings/ week)	0000-0459	0200-0459
Minimum daily rest	12 hrs	10 hrs	12 hrs
Weekly rest	48 hrs	30-34 hrs	36 hrs

The other FDTL norms are the same for all the three. The problem seems to have occurred with increasing the weekly rest to 48 hrs from the earlier 36 hours and capping the night landings at 2. These 48 hours are 50 % higher than the limit followed by USA and EU and the previous limit of DGCA India. The cap on night landings was 6 in India, prior to these regulations. 

Secondly, it is not possible that DGCA didn’t know that Indigo didn’t have the manpower to operate their existing schedule with the revised FDTL norms. Given that, their approving an enhanced winter schedule for Indigo beggars belief. 

Another agency which seems to have been asleep at the wheel is the Competition Commission of India. This commission and the Competition Act were created precisely to prevent such abuse of dominant position in the market. They should have prevented an organisation from growing "too big to fail.” 

The incident has wreaked havoc with the schedules and lives of many passengers and their families/ organisations. Image of the Indian aviation industry has taken a tumble. The disruption has been humungous and the industry/economy will take a long while to recover from the aftershocks. Meanwhile, a song written in 1875 and an ex-Prime Minister who died in 1964 are more important issues today.

What eminence?!

 

Suddenly, the media was flooded with news about 272 “eminent” citizens writing an open letter criticising the Opposition. Their eminences were up for public scrutiny, a lot of muck came out, their fraternities in civil services, judiciary and defence didn’t support them and all of them quietly disappeared into the woodwork. I’ve known some of them personally and their past and current conduct is unable to withstand that public glare. One of them was part of my Yoga group and was known as completely unstable, with a long trail of controversies including a judicial case. Another one was so misogynistic and derogatory in a lecture in a girl’s college that the students and alumni were up in arms and he had to apologise. Yet another one was hauled up for filthy, obscene comments on young girls on his X account. At least one of them has featured in my blogs in the past and not in any flattering light. Several have corruption and disproportionate assets cases pending against them. However, this piece is not about the personae but about the contents of their letter. 

It starts with “We, the senior citizens of civil society, …” and concludes with “Civil society reaffirms …” as though this bunch are the (sole) thekedaars of senior citizens and/ or civil society in this country. I’m senior and a citizen of the country (at least, until Gyanesh Kumar decides otherwise) and a member of the civil society and I don’t recall giving them the right to speak on my behalf. So, they should’ve written “We, the self-appointed senior citizens of civil society …” and “We, without any authority regarding civil society, reaffirm …” 

These thekadaars have suddenly got very worked up about Opposition’s criticisms of the functioning of the Election Commission of India (ECI) and have expressed “grave concern.” Looks like, they were not ‘concern’ed about the conduct of ECI or the mockery that is the appointment of the Election Commissioners, bypassing of rule of law in so-called bulldozer justice, garlanding of convicted mob-lynchers by Union Ministers, hounding of senior civil servants through arrests and jail, incarceration of activists on specious grounds without bail, appointment of judges in the face of dissent in the collegium and so on. Possibly they’ve concerns about these but these concerns are not “grave” enough for them. Since they’ve never affirmed anything about any of these, where is the question of “re-affirm”ing? 

According to these worthies, ECI has been the epitome of transparency and rectitude. Not so, SIRs. It fought tooth and nail against inclusion of Aadhaar in the prescribed documents in SIR (Special Intensive Revision) verification claiming that Aadhaar was not a proof of citizenship. However, the 11 documents prescribed by them, with the exception of the passport, were also not proof of citizenship. Obviously, they were not allowing Aadhaar just because it was readily available to all but some (probably targeted) sections didn’t have the other documents. I checked with my household help in West Bengal. None of those documents except Aadhaar is available with them. When other documents were used merely for identification, why couldn’t Aadhaar? 

Their eminences have talked about “uncouth rhetoric.” Is it correct that they didn’t find “50 crore ka girlfriend”, “Jesey cow”, “Didi-o-Didi”, “Mujra,” etc. uncouth at all? 

No, opposition is not able to form governments in some states because of the ECI, they are forming them in spite of blatant partisanship of the ECI but for which the opposition would’ve bagged many more states and the ones they won, with handsomer margins. Had the ECI been transparent and fair, they would’ve stopped crediting of those Rs. 10,000 in the accounts after poll announcement in Bihar; they’d have banned the so-called jeevika didis who were actually campaigning for a particular party with largesse from us, the taxpayers … The 2024 results would also have been very, very different. 

It is notable that the eminences chose to remember T.N. Seshan but forgot one James Michael Lyngdoh who postponed the elections in Gujarat because of reasons well-known to all. Even Seshan would’ve done things far differently from what the ECI has been reduced to now. 

I agree with their eminences that civil society and the citizens of India should stand firmly with the Election Commission. However, that doesn’t mean standing with the Election Commissioners when they indulge in such egregious conduct. Yes, we should save the Election Commission, starting with demanding the repeal of that horrible Act nullifying a Supreme Court judgement, restoration of CJI in the selection panel, removal of the current lot of Commissioners, preservation/sharing of CCTV footage of the voting process and general transparency. 

The letter talks about existential question caused by fake or immigrant voters. Well, disenfranchisement too is an existential question when a genuine citizen is a victim just because he has no document other than an Aadhaar card or a previous Voter Identity card. It is not the job of the ECI to check immigration, rather its job is to see that no genuine voter is left behind. As far as the ECI is concerned, it should bear the onus of disproving citizenship rather than putting the onus of proving citizenship on the voter. 

Finally, where did this term “eminent citizens” come from? The letter refers only to “senior citizens of civil society.” Who gave this term to the signatories? More importantly, where is the eminence?!